When I ask a heterosexual girl if they think another girl is cute, they tend to answer “yes” or “no:

When I ask a homosexual guy if a girl is cute, they tend to answer “yes” or “no”

When I ask a homosexual girl if they think a guy is cute, they tend to answer “yes” or “no”

So why is it when I ask a heterosexual guy if they think another guy is attractive, the answer is always “OMG HOW SHOULD I KNOW I’M NOT GAY NO HOMOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO”?


that one celebrity crush that is both the cutest person you have ever seen but also the sexiest motherfucker on the planet


In 1994, I set my mom’s boyfriend on fire, and then I shot and killed 15 kids at Westfield High. I murdered the gay couple who lived here before you, and I raped your wife.” 
                                                       TATE LANGDON -AHS                          


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i pledge allegiance to the flagimage


Luhan Picspam; 



Good Guy Burglar

no you don’t understand.
he fully knew that he’d be arrested for breaking and entering but he still reported this.
he know he’d go to jail, but he put human decency before his own freedom and called out this disgusting sexual perversion.
and if you don’t think that’s the tightest crap ever get out of my face.

The King is dead.  Cheers to an incredible performance by Jack Gleeson & another fascinating character from the mind of George R. R. Martin.  My tribute above.